Tim Horton's Breakfast Sandwich: Thumbs Down

jamEs — Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:42:00 +0000

I tried one of those new breakfast sandwiches they have at Tim Horton’s and can say unilaterally that they are ass-tastic. These are the new inventions that Tim Horton’s is using as its answer to the McMuffin line of products at McDonalds. Let me be the first to tell you that they aren’t even in the same class. They offer a dry biscuit kinda dealy, with egg, cheese slice and your choice of sausage or bacon. Now me being in total opposition to eating cheese, I asked for my sausage sandwich without. After taking pretty much 5 minutes to assemble the thing because they managed to continually forget whether I in fact wanted a sausage, even though I had just verified this fact verbally to them. So I finally get the thing and eat about half of it only to find the egg is in fact laced with cheese. Now what’s the point of asking for no cheese, yet still ending up with cheese in the egg? You would figure they might actually point out that there is cheese in the egg if I already asked for no cheese slice. So I discarded the egg and ate just the sausage and biscuit, which were pretty boring and left a gross aftertaste. I had a coffee and it didn’t wipe out the taste, so I ate a piece of pear at the farmers market we went to and it got rid of the bad taste, half an hour after the fact.

Now I was told when blogging this, I had to mention that my friend Kitchen in fact enjoyed his breakfast sandwich. I suspect that he might have been on strong hallucinogens at the time, as I can’t really see how this is possible.

Deelish.ca » sandwiches

Tim Horton's Breakfast Sandwich: Thumbs Down